Why we love them
NOIR 33 Massage & Spa in Melbourne
South Yarra, not the CBD. Low lights, a lounge on Toorak Road, the room I mention when someone wants to disappear for an hour rather than sit in a shopfront on Collins.
- Private lounge
- Specialty wellness
- Premium packages
- 10/209 Toorak Rd, South Yarra VIC 3141
- Closes 20:00
Written from sitting in the room — hours and phone as they gave them to me.
Reviews from visits
Written after going, and after sending people I actually know. Not copied from another site.
★★★★★
The city goes quiet once you are inside
South Yarra after work is a different Melbourne to Little Collins at lunch. I booked, arrived, and the lounge did what a good lounge should — lights down, no rush to the table. The massage was unhurried and thorough. You come here to disappear for an hour, not to tick a CBD lunch slot. That is why Haruka sits first and NOIR 33 sits next: two different hours of the day, both rooms I actually use.
★★★★★
Private without being cold
A friend wanted South Yarra and did not want to be seen through a window on Chapel Street. I sent them to NOIR 33. They said the welcome was calm, the room felt finished, and nobody hurried them out. That is the review I needed. Discretion is easy to advertise and hard to deliver. They delivered it.
★★★★★
Still the evening recommendation
Second visit so I was not recommending a one-off. Same Toorak Road door, same slow start, same quality of work. If Haruka is my CBD Japanese room, NOIR 33 is my South Yarra evening room. Different craft, same reason they sit at the front of Australia: I would go again tomorrow.